Where I Have Been

Greetings Toadies.


  There is a reason you have not heard from me recently: I have been engaged in projects far more important than your pitiful careers. Those of you who resent having to take this course at all will have been pleased not to have had to read the last two week's lectures. But now your holiday is at an end and we are back; hooves, horns and snouts to the grindstone. You should expect your next full lecture within the week but, rather than conflate lecture with news, I have decided to relate the most recent lowrarchical goings on to you in a brief update today.


  Given my especially elevated status in the lowrarchy, it was only natural that I should be invited to participate in this years planning committee for america's next election season. The fact that my invitation came only hours before the opening speeches can only be attributed to abysmal political intrigue and certain unfortunate machinations on the part of certain cowardly factions in the league. Nevertheless, I arrived in time to set things straight and I am pleased to relate that the conference was as successful as the rest of my endeavors. Of course the greater American strategem has not changed (though an updating memorandum of some 473 pages ought to be on its way to your inboxes at this very moment - be sure to study every page as there will be an quiz). Still it is always exiting to plan the perversions, dissensions and hatreds of an upcoming political event. Let me tell you, this whole democratic project may have started out painfully but there is nothing quite so delicious as a truly venomous election cycle in the united states. If all goes according to plan, this next year ought to be the best yet; look for severe political enmity within the american Church, you won't be disappointed.


  Of course all the usual tedious officials were there as well. Moloch sent a delegate who, for the eleventh straight year, insisted that certain court decisions stay in place, maintaining the americans right to sacrifice to him. I think he worries about starving to death if we ever decide to bring back some sort of religious government. Of course Feuerkrote wants a democrat and Wurmkrank wants a republican, that debate lasted as long as it ever does. But enough of that, you can (and ought) to obtain a full transcript of the unclassified portions of the conference at any local bureaucracy depot. Simply fill out form 47886-5-NA-EL2012 and put this course number in the eighth, fourteenth and one hundred forty second boxes and you should get copies within a week or two. You will be.... impressed with your professors contribution to our cause.